Texts from Last Night

1. We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
2. may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
3. I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
4. Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
5. [to Kiriko] just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
6. (text him)